barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel, via chxmlcals)

minamemeoto:

what ableism is

  • actively making fun of disabled people
  • deliberately triggering someone’s mental illnesses (such as doing something to mess with their ocd, or trying to trigger a mood swing if they’re bipolar, trying to trigger a breakdown if they have anxiety issues)
  • asking a disabled person to do something they obviously can’t for the sake of humor and cheap laughs
  • using them as the butt of a joke

what ableism isn’t

  • a teenager calling someone on the internet stupid

(via chxmlcals)

the dangers of deluding yourself with body positivity

thriftorama:

Body Positivity Convinced Me That My Abnormal Amount of Body Hair Was Normal So I Didn’t Notice Myself Turning Into a Gorilla. I don’t hate being a gorilla, I just wish I’d known ahead of time.

I Used to be 140 Pounds, But Then I Saw a Picture of A Fat Girl Smiling on the Internet and Now My…

I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours.

dayzea:

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

i’ve never read words so true.

(via itsgrrrlgerm)

joshpeck:

bewbin:

joshpeck:

tbt to when i cared

its sunday get a calender

i don’t care

(via shesaysdisco)

brxkenpetal:

holding hands with bae

brxkenpetal:

holding hands with bae

(via queernoire)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

(via queernoire)

Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you.

I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.

tavr0ss said: what does puta mean?

peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

fatpeopleopinions:

nicoledreamsinblue:

First thing first I’m da cutest.

That’s not what iggy meant big piggy

Why does me being happy matter to you? Why are you so invested in the idea that a fat person doesn’t deserve to be happy that you go looking for pictures to say things on to try to bring them down? You literally contributed nothing to any conversation here, you just tossed out an insult that wouldn’t even hurt a third grader. Grow up and think about your priorities and your decisions.

fatpeopleopinions:

nicoledreamsinblue:

First thing first I’m da cutest.

That’s not what iggy meant big piggy

Why does me being happy matter to you?
Why are you so invested in the idea that a fat person doesn’t deserve to be happy that you go looking for pictures to say things on to try to bring them down?
You literally contributed nothing to any conversation here, you just tossed out an insult that wouldn’t even hurt a third grader.
Grow up and think about your priorities and your decisions.